UniTEd

WHY DID THE HIPSTER BURN THEIR TONGUE?

... Because they ate the pizza before it was cool.

Here are some amazing items that I saw on freepeople.com that I wish I owned and had right now, so I wouldn't be soo upset with my own wardrobe...

...But I'm happy with what I do have.

Right?

Yea!

Okay! So... Back to reality. Oops! There goes gravity(That was the only Eminem rhyme that I know by heart).

First & Foremost & in the lead is...

Some clothing

Love this dress. Love this photo.

I have a shirt like this, except that it is longer in the back. I found it at a thrift store, I think in San Francisco. No wait! It was L.A.(cheaper). I never wear it, "because I'm not cool enough to be in a band."

This dress is okay. They have it in a lighter shade, I think. Anyway, it's kind of a night-wear piece(I hope I'm spelling wear right).

Love this photo. Love her expression. Love the outfit. I'm not crazy about the necklaces, but I really wish I had that shirt hanging up in my closet. I would grab it right now and throw it on, along with that silver bracelet and sun hat.

These shorts are amazing, but kind of see through, right? Anyway, this outfit rocks! Literally! I could see a cross between Janis Joplin and Stevie Nicks wearing this... like me! Jay kay.

Another outfit that totally rocks! I can't tell if the over-sized leather, body bag is extremely shiny or just mildly, but, whatever the case, I guess I could still like it. Nevertheless, I love this photo. I'm not a big fan of the model. There is such thing as too skinny. Yea. But I want that sequin sweater-top.

This is my favorite photo of all. I love how the photographer captured the red, tweed jacket adjacent the red, brick wall. Not exactly the same hue, but that's what contrast is for. It totally pops. Yea, this is a great outfit.

No offense to this model, but she kind of looks really stupid in this picture. Other than that, I think this is a great summer hit.

If I'm purchasing anything for the summer right now, it'll be this one piece.

So, everything about this ensemble is perfect, except for the thick bangles on the right-hand-side, which actually makes it her left hand. Ha! Lame.

This is such an awesome summer shirt. It's loose fitting, white with lace. Perfect! I could see myself sitting next to a bomb fire on the beach with this on. But those God damn bangles.

And, of course, a dress! There is a white one just like this one, but this one is more fun. I've been a lot more into colors recently.

Now for Some Bathing Suits

Love!!!!!!!! K. I have, Ha! a bottom like this one, except it's dark green and I purchased it off etsy.com. It fits perfectly... I misplaced it though. Whoops! I'll find it.

This isn't a bathing suit bottom, obviously, but there short suit cover-ups. And her tan is so fake. Sorry.

This onesey is ultra "sexy." I hate that word, but I don't know how else to explain the cuts for this. And if one were to actually show up at the beach in this, I hope they were not planning or anticipating on the best natural, beach tan. I don't know where you would wear this. Halloween as Cher? I like it though or it wouldn't be up here.