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        Hermione glanced over at the back of Cho’s head and sighed. “Oh, Harry,” she said sadly. “Well, I’m sorry, but you were a bit tactless.”

“Me, tactless?” said Harry, outraged. “One minute we were getting on fine, next minute she was telling me that Roger Davis asked her out, and how she used to go and snog Cedric in that stupid tea shop- how was I supposed to feel about that?”

“Well, you see,” said Hermione, with the patient air of one explaining that one plus one equals two to an overemotional toddler, “you shouldn’t have told her that you wanted to meet me halfway through your date.”

“But, but-” spluttered Harry, “but- you told me to meet you at twelve and to bring her along, how was I supposed to do that without telling her-?”

-The Order of The Phoenix(p.572)